ha ha sometimes this is all I can come up with.
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Truth. I have a friend that I’ve known longer than any of my other friends, but we rarely talk. I would love to chat and kick it with her again. I just don’t know what to say to her.
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I hate the days when you’re out of weed. Especially when your morning just needs a bowl to get going.
5 days ago on May 21, 2012 at 10:33am
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DAILY #PORN #FAIL. @JORDANASHXXX THINKS ITS FUN TO CHOKE, SLAP, AND GET CRAZY IN BED, BUT THEN AGAIN DON’T WE ALL? GIRLS LOVE IT, AND WE ALL LOVE TO DO IT. BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CAMERAS ARE ROLLING, AND A HOT BLOND WILD-SLUT ASKS YOU TO “CHOKE” HER WHILE SHE’S GETTING POUNDED AND THEN SHE BLACKS OUT?! WELL JUST ASK JORDAN ASH, BECAUSE HE DID JUST THAT. AND WHEN THIS LITTLE WILD-SLUT DOESN’T RESPOND WHEN HE CHECKS TO SEE IF SHE’S STILL BREATHING HE SLAPS HER ACROSS THE FACE TO WAKE HER UP. BUT DOES SHE WAKE UP? PRESS PLAY TO SEE. LMFAO!!!!!
P.S. - JORDAN DOESN’T STOP FUCKING HER WHEN SHE PASSES OUT. WHAT A PROFESSIONAL! LMFAO!!!!!
OMFG!!!! I laughed SO hard!
This is my life…
Except instead of just sexy ladies, it’s people in general.
I often get called “rude” or even “intimidating” because I’m high.
Please, if we ever meet outside of tumblr, I’m not in a bad mood I’m just stoned and lost in my own mind. So instead of sitting there quietly and talking shit to yourself, give me a cookie. :)
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I’m so high that a 30min show felt like a movie. I was glad there were commercial breaks. Phineas and Ferb gets pretty serious sometimes.
2 weeks ago on May 08, 2012 at 03:36pm
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….and they what!!?!?Idk. Everyone seems eager to welcome him in. The zombie fucito twitter is still going.
How do you feel about the Colombians? Jorge and Diego might be all burnt out… :/
Darth Garter.
Dragon*Con. Atlanta. 2009. Hyatt Regency: Fantasy Level Escalators.
(An American Comicon “Kiss my Computer Good-Bye” Encore Pic!)
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